So angry right now, but

Whilst browsing through tumblr to find an angry picture that would reflect my feelings, I found this pic and it made me smile. If this dog is really 14 years old, he/she is quite old, but its smiling face cuts some years off, don't you think?
So back to me being pissed off. Yes, I'm so angry. But I've found the perfect solution to my problem, and it doesn't involve violence or changing the locks on the doors. She + him stay up all night, being loud and preventing me from sleeping. Screaming and shouting and cursing have done nothing. So, I've concluded that I shall solve this problem by giving them a taste of their own medicine, the oldest trick in the book. They won't let me sleep at night at my own house? Well, then, I won't let them sleep either. When I wake up, I will blast Avril Lavigne's hit song "Girlfriend" from multiple devices. Then I will leave the house and let them deal with bad music. Sound good? Maybe then they will understand how effing annoying it is to deal with loud noise when one wants to sleep. I'm a freaking genius.
Why that song, one might ask. Well, years ago, when I was talking to my Georgie-poo on my cell, Joyce thought it would be a good idea to blast that song in my face. Revenge in its finest form, I tell you.
If this doesn't work, I will have to resort to much desperate measures.